How old am i this year and the wheeler
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.

The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.

The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"

Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.

But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.

Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.

He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
"Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.

"That tastes like pee!," he shoots back at the drunk.

The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"

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The Wheeler

W: show some wheelie man!
A: Huh wheelie? (wearing on his scrambler full face)
W: Hey come on you always play dirt...dont tell me you dont know how to do it
A: *rev his scram ready to wheelie*
Me: *A sudden feeling of bad things going to happen*
A: *Put on his goggle*
W: Cheers on


A: * did a super wheelie so freaking high that he almost overturn.. manage to control his bike*

*Passerbys watch as he sprung high in the air*

W & Me: Breathless and watching in amazement

*A falls hard with his front tyre abit to the right, lost control and Bang he falls to his right*

W & Me: *Stun for 1 seconds* Goes running towards A

A give a thumbs up while lying on the floor with his bike ontop of his leg.

A: Shit ...*checking his gf helmet is ok* Im a dead man if this helmet is crack!

Me: Fark its just a helmet. *start checking his bone for any breakages*

Helmet is ok bones are ok..A goes pick up his gf after doing another wheelie..a successful wheelie. Bike got scratch and everyone got some adrenaline pumping.
Stupified @ 1:02 AM